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  • 01

    Please see me after class.

    A 1-7-5 Use "nor'easter" in a sentence. 1- 201 They don't go to church on Christmas nor'easter. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 02

    Jamb session

    I've written a song about getting my door lock replaced. There's a key change at the end.
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 03

    Fresh breath can be a real lifesaver.

    There is a tariff on breath mints. It's called a tic tax.
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 04

    Has anyone seen the duct tape?

    That stupid dog scared away another girl scout selling cookies. MALL
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 05

    I don't get out much.

    Have you ever been to Timbuktu? I've never even been to Timbukone. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 06

    Serious Diagnosis

    I feel like I have to read my Facebook feed every hour. The doctor says I have scrolliosis
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 07

    Your theory is all wet.

    I'm working on my PhD dissertation about water condensation on grass at dawn. It's dew in the morning. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 08

    Suspicious Cat is suspicious.

    Why is it that parents that go into "baby changing facilities inevitably come out with the same child? Very suspicious.
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 09

    Math doesn't lie.

    ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM Lord Nelson was five feet tall. His statue in London is fifteen feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1. 0000 0000 1000
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 10

    Dr. Tinykatz has seen some WEIRD (AL) things.

    What happened? I was accidentally hit in the face by a guy playing an accordion. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM You're lucky he didn't polka your eye out.
    From SirNottaguy-Imadad
  • 11

    "One Man, One Woman" by ABBA

    One cat, one human One life to live together One chance to take that never comes back again You and me to the end "One Man, One Woman" by ABBA
    From catsuberalles
  • 12

    Bosco the historian

    Bosco, what is the origin of the state name 'Ohio'? Mistaken identity! "Ohai!...oh. Sowwy, I thought you were my long-lost friend Kibby."
    From catsuberalles
  • 13

    Hello Clarice!!

    Hello Clarice!!
    From Big_Ed
  • 14

    Not again!?!

    D Sundays are the worst! You know there's an entire MONDAY still ahead!
    From Chris10a
  • 15

    There's a 99% chance that I don't give a rat's behind

    There's a 99% chance THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR FAMIL FARK Blusbeniss that I don't give a rats DYNA
    From gypsycat9 (via cheezburger )
  • 16

    High time

    All I'm saying is perhaps it is time you cleaned my litter box, human.
    From Chris10a
  • 17

    What's Seen Cannot Be Unseen

    Sporrans double as trauma units For kittehs who accidentally look up under the kilt
    From muriell
  • 18

    Relax... Nothing is under control.

    Relax.... Nothing is under control.
    From gypsycat9
  • 19

    It's Monday...

    It's Monday... please respect my privacy during this difficult time
    From gypsycat9
  • 20

    I was promised a handbasket!

    I'm in h Th I was promised a handbasket!
    From gypsycat9 (via cheezburger )
  • 21

    I don't get nearly enough credit for this

    I don't get nearly enough credit for all the things that I manage not to say.
    From gypsycat9
  • 22

    I had my patience tested...

    I had my patience tested... I'm Negative.
    From gypsycat9
  • 23

    Iz yoo stil mad?

    Zypo stil ifad? Cuz I kilded dis fur yoo.
    From gypsycat9
  • 24

    Today I will be a ray of freakin' sunshine.

    Today I will be a ray of freakin' sunshine.
    From gypsycat9
  • 25

    This too shall pass...

    This too shall pass... But ?
    From gypsycat9 (via cheezburger )
  • 26

    Counting to 10 only makes it premeditated.

    Counting to 10 only makes it premeditated.
    From gypsycat9
  • 27

    Come play with us, morg.

    Come play with us, morg.
    From percypoe
  • 28

    It's all just squiggles

    Garden Dad's handwriting is getting so illegible! Mom brought home fruit instead of dog treats, and kittens instead of kibble POTATOL
    From jennybookseller
  • 29

    i am not a snack!

    we should try one dipped in chocolate. with nip sprinkles and vanilla ice cream! what? no! i am not a snack! ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
    From Chris10a
  • 30

    Life Update... Everything hurts!

    Life Update... Everything hurts!
    From gypsycat9
  • 31

    Springsteen kitteh

    Springsteen kitteh Loooooling at ICHC, I lurvztah 10000latICHC Born in teh USA but I lurvz tah looool at ICHC!
    From Chillydawg
  • 32

    elebenty minutes ago

    MAAAAAAA! Jasked fer s'merbils elebenty minutes ago!
    From Chillydawg
  • 33

    Such a process

    THIS GARDEN IS WAY TOO MUCH TO "PROCESS FOR ONE CAT
    From catsuberalles
  • 34

    Explain yourself

    I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
    From catsuberalles
  • 35

    The answer is all the noms

    "How to get your cat off your bed 101" (om nom nom nom)
    From catsuberalles
  • 36

    Someone broke your heart!

    Someone broke your heart! WHAT WAS HER NAME?! WILD THING!
    From catsuberalles
  • 37

    This can't be it, can it?

    ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM This doesn't look anything like a legendary christmas hamster.
    From Chris10a
  • 38

    Cats rule, dogs drool

    Cats rule, dogs drool I SAID NO FACT CHECKING!!!
    From heyman
  • 39

    Very believable

    I ONLY VISIT CATHUB FOR THE ARTICLES
    From heyman
  • 40

    One rogue Caturday.

    All units be advised We got an APB out for one rogue Caturday De
    From percypoe
  • 41

    Still hallucinating?

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
    From catsuberalles
  • 42

    See something new every day

    OMG! Never seen a steel mouse before.
    From catsuberalles
  • 43

    Glutton for punishment

    You're back again?! How any times do I have to teach you a lesson, train man?
    From catsuberalles
  • 44

    Immeowvable object

    WHEN YOUR TRAIN IS BLOCKED BY AN IMMEOWVABLE OBJECT
    From catsuberalles
  • 45

    "Right into my paws"

    That better be my Ameowzon delivery. ケリー
    From catsuberalles
  • 46

    Furry obstruction

    There appears to be a giant cat head on the tracks, sir. Well don't just stand there, throw some treats over the side and give it all we've got!
    From catsuberalles
  • 47

    Furalysis

    fb.me/officialcatlovers.community Furalysis The condition in which a person is unable to move due to the presence of a cat on his or her lap.
    From catsuberalles
  • 48

    Respect the felines

    CULES STREET LA MESA, CA 91942 OX 1000-LA MESA, CA 91944 carlburger.com 619-463-9321 Do you mind? We're doing important cat stuff here.
    From catsuberalles
  • 49

    Discontented cat

    Wait 'till I find out who put the fish on my human's shirt instead of in my mouth.
    From catsuberalles
  • 50

    My money going in the toilet

    This new litter box cracks me up love it!! AT&T 6:38 Tue, Sep 22 UPET-NA 5:52 PM UPET Cat in toilet N5G+ 66 UPET 22:51 | Smart Cat Litter Box Leo in toilet Weight5.7lb Durati... qwik! ineeda munnies!
    From heyman
  • 51

    Lolcatting

    LOLCATS BACK WHEN THE INTERNET WASN'T TRYING TO UN ALIVE US
    From heyman
  • 52

    Defintiely alright

    YES DEAR BACKSTREET CATS ARE ALRIGHT
    From heyman
  • 53

    "Mrs. Robinson" by Paul Simon

    "Mrs. Robinson" by Paul Simon CAT bless you please, Meowsis Robinson Ceiling holds a place for those who prey, hey hey hey Hey hey hey
    From catsuberalles
  • 54

    It's a lolcat mystery

    You don't say. HI You don't say! You don't say!! What's all the censorship about? He didn't say.
    From catsuberalles
  • 55

    Pinnacle of cat comfort

    Bosco, what is 'Overlap'? Das what Germans call the Über-lap, the bestest lap evah!
    From catsuberalles
  • 56

    wow he's good at this

    wow he's good at this censorship challenge ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
    From Chris10a
  • 57

    Bwain FWEEZ LoL

    Bwain FWEEZ LOL
    From furrgetmenot
  • 58

    A benign royal conspiracy gets underway. - Snobrawl Ballentwyne Danse

    Her Imperial Majesty Queen Catoria meets with Queen Agatha of Feral Island to review reports from the Snobrawl Fyte 2017. "I say. What lively times! However shall we decide to whom we shall award the honours?" "Perhaps we ought to select a King and Queen for the Valentine's Dance at the same time we declare the Victors? "Splendid idea! That way we can Cover many possibilities at once.
    From SovaPlum
  • 59

    Happy Birthday, Mary! Here's a HUGE Rabbit!

    Happy Birthday, Mary! Here's a HUGE Rabbit!
    From jessieneongirl
  • 60

    KKPS Stoodents catch sight of a Pawsum Sno Palace. Uh Oh.

    "OMCC! Look at teh SIZE of Principal Mrs Donawtdodat's SNO PALACE!!! "We shud like TOTALLY habs teh Ballentwyne Danse der!" 'An lookit how BEAUTIMUS it is! ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
    From SovaPlum
  • 61

    Fearless Foofany Fytes On! - Balentwyne Snol Danse

    Foofany thotfully gives teh GlitterBomb hur seal of approval. I can't wait to throw des at sumbuddy when midnight comes at teh Ballentwyne Danse! No stoopy tear in space time is gonna stop me!
    From SovaPlum

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